I have a bold prediction: the iPhone is going to suck. Yes, suck. I think Apple is in over it’s collective fruitcakes. I think the touch-surface is a terrible for a phone. I think it will be heavy, will drain battery like crazy, and cost too much. I think typing will be impossible, surfing will be awkward, and playing music will be redundant (doesn’t everyone already have an iPod?– besides me?).

So, don’t buy one. Get a T-mobile Dash, Blackberry Pearl, or any of the other awesome options out there. There’s a new HTC phone with touch that probably won’t stink. But, most of all, ask yourself why you’re getting an iPhone. If you can’t think of good reasons (because I’m a slave to corporate America is not an acceptable answer in this case), then don’t buy one. Sheesh.