This year we’re sponsored by Denny’s, because, um, ugh, it’s too hot to think of a reason.

Was anyone else ever taught to put in two spaces after punctuation marks? Like so.

I just have to say, uh, that at four o’clock every day, the sunlight hits the windows at my office, and the resulting sensation can best be described as “broiled.”

This week, my goals are to learn how to sleep and type, but not at the same time.

Look closely at this craftsmanship! This is centuries, if not millennia, old.

Vegetables! Fruit… nectarines and peaches, yes, delicious crunchy white orbs of sugar. I’m swearing off the steaks and scallops for a life of austere eating. It’s not so much a diet as common sense. After all, my theory is that the majority of people have an accurate common sense about their own food habits. Turning that sense into everyday behavior is the tricky part. Whew, what an exhausting post. I better go eat some ice cream.